Joe The Uneducated Douchebag

Holy shit, If I hear one more moronic dildo talk about Joe The Plumber, Im going to fucking scream! Oh, wait, Im doing it too! IM AN ASSHOLE!









Look, I want this guy to go away just like anyone else, and I havent really listened to any of his idiotic nonsense, nor do I care about what the pundits and talking heads have to say about this guy. However, it is getting the point of the absurd, and the fact that Americans are actually paying any attention to this guy is really fucked up. This isnt an attack on the average joe, or joe sixpack, or hockey mom, or anyone else that isnt a political figure. This isnt an attack on the working class, because I guarantee Mr. Plumber makes a shit load more than I do. This is merely an attack on how little we actually think about the information that is given to us before we jump to completely assinine assumptions.







Im not even going to go into the facts about this guy (hello, didnt it come out that he wasnt even registered to vote? I could be wrong, as I dont give a rats ass, but I think I heard that somewhere before turning the radio off), no, Im going to go into the fact that he is being used and he doesnt even realize it. This guy was on record yesterday saying that he agrees with the opinion that Obama being elected president means that Israel's days are numbered. He really thinks that electing Obama is "scary". Really? More scary than electing anyone else?





The media is giving this guy attention, and he is on a SPEAKING TOUR right now. Why? Because it is a pathetic attempt by the McCain camp to appeal to the people of this country that know how many homes they own... none, or maybe 1, someday... Its attrocious! We have this completey uneducated hack paraded around by an old man that should be in an old folks home, spewing completely factless garbage to morons that are actually putting stock in it. The media is eating it up, and fueling the fire. This is dangerous. This is completely irresponsible campaigning, and it saddens me that I live in a country that would be duped by a stunt like this. Joe The Plumber is a pathetically ignorant American, and people look up to him. Now that's fucking scary.



Also, I saw on the news that a Christian Church in Indiana had a sign outside that said "Do We Want a Muslim For President?". I dont intend to vote for Barrack Obama because Im sick and tired of Democrats fucking shit up and letting the right do whatever they want, but this is a hateful and disgusting display of bigotry. The fact that it comes from a church is not surprisingly typical. This election has show America just how truly ugly we really are, and people arent even paying attention. I'll be glad when this shit is over with. Give me my dictator and get off my tv screen. Thats what Americans want, right? To not be inconvenienced with facts? If it works for the millions of people that actual say Joe The Plumber in a serious manner, then maybe it can work for me.



What do I do to make this happen? Make sure to watch sports, listen to morning shows, only read the local paper and play dumb when influencial things like religions are oppressing people? Sounds good, why should I care!



Yeah, it wont fly. I care because I cant not. The fact that people can be so fucking blind to things that directly affect them is infuriating, but at the same time I bet they sleep easy at night. Damn if you do, damned if you dont, right?

You know, before end this poorly structured rant, I have to mention how much it pisses me off that Republicans and Democrats try to appeal to each other so much in these annoying campaign ads. The most annoying of all of them is for a local seat in the Senate between two dickheads, one named Steve Chabot and the other named Steve Driehaus. Driehaus is the Democrat running for the position, against Republican Chabot who has held the office for quite awhile. In Driehaus's most recent ad, he mentions how he is anti Amnesty for Illegal Immigrants and pro making English the offical language of the USA. He is also Pro Life, and pro offshore drilling, immediately. He boasts these things so Republicans know that, "hey, Im just like you, an ignorant asshole!! VOTE FOR ME!!" And Citybeat, our extremely Liberal weekly freenews endorses him! We are too lazy and unconfrontational to stand up and say, both of these guys suck, lets look into an Independent that we will endorse anyone that is remotely different from GWB and Co. Its lazy, dangerous and will result in rooting more and more miserable excuses for human beings into our govenrment, both on a National and local scale.

Sure, George Bush and his regime was a horrible thing for this country. Electing people that are just a tad bit better because they have different name recognition isnt going to change anything.

I apologize for the haphazard nature of this rant. More to come!