OMG OUR ECONOMICS IS BAD LOL

Good Evening, Blog Readers!

So, obviously for the last week and half or so, the American people have been scared shitless due to our "economic meltdown". Our "leaders" are bitching back and forth about who has the better plan, and in the meantime the average Joe is so fucking confused that they would rather just turn the tv off(or find Dancing With the Stars!) and not know whats going on. People are making this so hard. The Democrats want to add this and this to the "resolution", the Republicans want to add this, and this, etc.

Im here to let them know that I have the perfect plan!!! Everyone can go back on vacation and let me handle this motherfucker; I gots this shit!

My perfect plan?? We'll, first we have to make sure that we have everything we need for this plan to work. Here is my survival kit for the "economic meltdown"

Meltdown list
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1) A few cases of your favorite beer. I enjoy a good pumpkin ale this time of year, so Ill take some of that. For you, be creative! But, if you arent creative and want some High Life, then getcha some High Life! Anyhow, were gonna need some beer, folks.

2) Ok, now were gonna need some... um.... shit...

Ok, heres the thing. I cant think of something else were gonna need. I only thought of beer. However, I can explain why that is. In my plan to fix this "economic meltdown", were going to fix the problem by NOT DOING A GODDAMNED THING!

Yep! Thats it! Sit back, relax, crack open that first cold one and just watch this shit go down. No government package deal is going to fix this! Open your fucking eyes! The markets and the government are already so intertwined that its embarassing to think that just pumping money into this thing is all that its going to take to fix it. Frankly, I dont give a flying fuck about fixing it! People talk about the Great Depression in times like this. Have you ever been to the east side of St Louis, or the really poor parts of Over The Rhine in Cincinnati? Or the slums of southern Los Angeles? Gary motherfucking Indiana?? You see, people, there are MILLIONS of people in our own backyard that live in a "great depression" every day of their miserable lives. No matter what happens to the stock market, the economic institutions, the banks, yaddya yaddya, many of these people are going to stay the way they were before it happened; fucked. Do you really think that the rich elite in this country will be affected by market fluxations? Of course not!! They GAIN from this! People see this shit on the news, they run out and buy a panic kit, and they go back home to prey to a God that doesnt exist to help them out of a problem that really isnt their problem to begin with!!

No, I say we dont bother. We let the whole fucking thing crash to a halt and hope that the generations coming can put it all back together in a way that actually makes sense.

Also, Id like to add that I am so fucking sick and tired of people telling me that I shouldnt look into voting for a third party candidate, because a vote for Nader, or whoever, is a vote for the right. PEOPLE THAT SAY THAT... STOP FREAKING SAYING IT. ITS ABSURD. I feel that the two party system in our country is ridiculous. Who says you can only have one of two opinions on something and be ok with it? Its a stupid idea. The truth is, we are told every year in our schools that WE(not as a whole, but each of us, individually) can make a difference. Yet, when someone like Ralph Nader tries to educate people on issues that the Republicrats wont bring up in their pointless debates and encouraging people to think outside of what handed to them, he is criticized and fought tooth and nail. The America that I thought we lived in was the America where one person can stand up for what they think is right and not be completely shut out for it. I personally am a big fan of getting votes to a group of people that genuinely give a shit, and arent out to "play the political game". Obama continues to dance around questions(where he believes life begins, is Sarah Palin qualifed to run) and his answers are more vague than the notion that Jack Atherton may actually dress himself in the morning(i cant let it go, sorry) anymore!! Hes so afraid that hes going to offend someone.. I WANT A PRESIDENT THAT WILL OFFEND PEOPLE. I want someone with the courage to say, "you are wrong, here is why, and i dont give a fuck what you think" Not in those terms, but you get my idea. I dont want Biden and Obama talking about what good of friends they are with McCain. You cant have such core differences and be that close. Hrm.... Maybe they really arent that different at the core, theres the physical difference. That one doesnt bother me, because IM not a racist. I dont care if both parties are magenta, I will vote for someone that shares my vaules, no matter what color.

Right now that color is Green! (yes, I added that in for the corny factor, Im not even going to get into the green movement right now)

Is Ralph Nader going to win? No. Does his involvement scare the Democrats enough to show their true colors? Absolutely, and that is what we need right now.

I cant tell you who is going to win. I can tell that if you are a "swing voter" in this day and age, and you fall between the two candidates, but just cant decide, well, you arent a swing voter. No, you are a fucking douchebag with no goddamned brain in your fucking head! What the fuck is wrong with you?? You really dont know how you feel about things enough to kind of know where you stand on things? You are the lowest common denominator..

Ah, the lowest common denominator.. The campaign trail blows MILLIONS AND MILLIONS of dollars trying win these morons over... Its INSANE.

Yeah, MILLIONS of dollars are thrown out of the fucking window to win over morons.


Yes, people are starving, and we are in a "crisis". Yet, the wealthy can raise money to throw it away for nothing.

Please understand if you dont see me jumping up and down hoping this gets fixed....

Sorry for the pissed off post... Band practice this evening, thatll put me in a better mood!

Until next time!